AskFoxy-ThePirate

Yar me matey's, it's me foxy and welc-welc-welc-welcome to the pirate's cove, Freddy best be getting back to the stage or I'll be for-r-r-rced ta GuT tHe PiG for-r-r-r-rced ta make him walk the plank. Yar harharhar-harharharharhar-r-r-r-r, you best be getting back to the st-st-stage land lumber cause these little ones are now part, of the pirate's cr-crew, when in the pirate cove, remember to adventure safe kiddies, and n-n-n-n-n-no runnin around the cove. or else y-y-ye be LoSt FoReVeR ye b-b-be walkin the plank. Aye is it swash bu-u-u-u-ucklin adventures ye be seeking l-l-lads, o-or is it that I dOn'T bElOnG hErE o-o-or is it that you're not akin to the seven seas? all pirates give me an ar- an ar- an arg PlEaSe HeLp Me ah ha-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-ah arg! I be seeing you already walking on abo-bo-bout with your pizza in hand a-a-a-and y-y-y-y-your SiNs AgAiNsT gOd y.y.your sodie pop like proper se-e-ea pirates, and like proper sea pirates d-d-d-d-do we'll be having ourselves a little sea s-s-s-shanty, ohh, what do you d-d-d-d-do with a drunken sail-ail-ail-ailor, what do you do with-th-th a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken s-s-sailor, early in the morn, YoU'rE iN cOnTrOl, put him in the lo-on-on-ong b-b-b-b-boat til he's sober, p-p-put him in the long boat til he's s-s-s-sober, p u t h i m i n t h e l o n g b o a t t i l h e ' s.... NOT IN CONTROL